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Say you got married on April 14, 2012. Does that make April 14, 2022 your...

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Tenth anniversary
14 (82.4%)

Ninth anniversary
3 (17.6%)

Something different, to be explained in the comments
0 (0.0%)

Say you got married on April 14, 2012. Does that make April 14, 2013 your...

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First anniversary
17 (100.0%)

Second anniversary
0 (0.0%)

Something different, to be explained in the comments
0 (0.0%)

If your answer to #1 is "tenth" and your answer to #2 is "first," then where did the extra year go?

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ALIENS
9 (60.0%)

I will check this tickybox then explain my stance at length in the comments
1 (6.7%)

I'd...never thought of it like that
2 (13.3%)

It seems obvious that the first year is the first, but also that celebrating the tenth anniversary after eleven years of marriage also sounds rather odd
1 (6.7%)

ALIENS
12 (80.0%)



In other words [personal profile] myrialux and I been married ten years now which makes this either our ninth or tenth anniversary, depending on how you count that. Given that the "modern" gift suggestion for 10 is diamonds, I am not opposed to celebrating my tenth anniversary twice.

edit: yes I'm aware the math makes it work out as the 10th anniversary, this was the result of a half-asleep argument this morning and I can't be bothered to take the poll down. :D

A poll!

Feb. 1st, 2021 04:40 pm
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We just had someone knock on our door and try to sell us something we've never been sold door-to-door before!

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WAS? Vote before you look below the cut, as I put the answer there.

Poll #25219 What was being sold door to door?
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So what was the door-to-door salesperson who just talked to us selling?

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Pen crabs
2 (5.3%)

Weekly dog poop removal from the back yard
10 (26.3%)

Rodent extermination...from a Volkswagon Bug with mouse ears and a tail
12 (31.6%)

Birdseed
0 (0.0%)

Cable management systems
1 (2.6%)

Manga
4 (10.5%)

Pop-up greeting cards
5 (13.2%)

Salad
5 (13.2%)

Insulation
2 (5.3%)

Gamestop stock
8 (21.1%)



Now that you've voted, the answer is....

Read more... )

Poll!

Feb. 6th, 2019 11:43 am
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Because I was thinking about a miscommunication with a person who requested art for me about a decade ago...

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Someone is wearing a hairstyle in which the hair is gathered into one or more bunches using an elastic or a rubber band, and left loose. This is called a...

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pigtail
0 (0.0%)

ponytail
19 (45.2%)

either one, interchangeably
2 (4.8%)

either one, depending on another variable (gender? hair texture? something else?)
17 (40.5%)

something else, to be explained in the comments
4 (9.5%)

Someone is wearing a hairstyle in which the hair is gathered into one or more bunches using an elastic or a rubber band, and braided. This is called a...

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pigtail
10 (24.4%)

ponytail
1 (2.4%)

either one, interchangeably
1 (2.4%)

either one, depending on another variable (gender? hair texture? something else?)
4 (9.8%)

something else, to be explained in the comments
25 (61.0%)

I have a completely unrelated thought and would like to make it known



My answer under the cut, as I don't want to influence your replies to the poll )
telophase: (Cats - Sora and Nefer)
On Saturday, Toby and I are heading to Dallas to help with the (second) ConDFW room party at FenCon. We are going to head over a bit early and catch a movie at one of the fancy dinner theatres over there. We are undecided as to which one, however.

Option One is Look Cinemas, which is over near Toby's brother and his girlfriend, who have praised it a lot. Option Two is a known quantity, the Alamo Drafthouse, which we've been to twice already recently and which we will definitely visit many times more. The movies in question are The Equalizer and A Walk Among the Tombstones, which both have 66% on Rotten Tomatoes at this time, and Guardians of the Galaxy again, which we both enjoyed the first time. The Guardians is only at the Drafthouse, while the other two are at both places.

Hmmmmm. Which one to go see?

[Poll #1983184]

* Toby has already stated that he will not be watching Mello's fabulous ass, more's the pity.
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On Saturday, Toby and I are heading to Dallas to help with the (second) ConDFW room party at FenCon. We are going to head over a bit early and catch a movie at one of the fancy dinner theatres over there. We are undecided as to which one, however.

Option One is Look Cinemas, which is over near Toby's brother and his girlfriend, who have praised it a lot. Option Two is a known quantity, the Alamo Drafthouse, which we've been to twice already recently and which we will definitely visit many times more. The movies in question are The Equalizer and A Walk Among the Tombstones, which both have 66% on Rotten Tomatoes at this time, and Guardians of the Galaxy again, which we both enjoyed the first time. The Guardians is only at the Drafthouse, while the other two are at both places.

Hmmmmm. Which one to see?


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Which movie should we watch?

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The Equalizer: Denzel Washington being badass
2 (50.0%)

A Walk Among the Tombstones: Liam Neeson being badass
0 (0.0%)

Guardians of the Galaxy: seeing for the second time
1 (25.0%)

Mello's fabulous ass*
4 (100.0%)

Snazo
1 (25.0%)

More in-jokes from telophase's LJ almost a decade ago
2 (50.0%)

A head
0 (0.0%)



* Toby has already stated that he will not be watching Mello's fabulous ass, more's the pity.
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Creating an ad for the Worldcon program book. I'm going to be posting on a graphic design forum elsewhere for advice as well, which is why I've got the text below the cut, as I didn't want to write it all out twice.

Short version: working on ad for ConDFW to go in the Worldcon program book (full page this time!), and am soliciting feedback. I want it to stand out from the general run of con ads, but not to look too slick, like a Creation Con.

cut for wall of text explaining what I'm doing to designers unfamiliar with SF cons. There's a link to a page with all 10 designs on it under there. )

PLEASE NOTE: The faint lines that make borders on some of the images are my guides for the bleed and the live area and will NOT appear in the final version.



Woo LJ poll code is brokedy for poll items with links! If you don't have a DW journal to vote in the much nicer poll there, you'll need to go to this link to see all of them. The number is ABOVE the image it corresponds to.

[Poll #1923672]

Dreamwidth (manual!) crosspost.
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So far the results of the "human" vs. "yooman" pronunciation question have been interesting. Nobody admits to saying "yooman," although there seem to be some slight differences in accent between "hyooman" and "hooman."

The two people that Toby and I hear say "yooman" the most are Seth Shostak on the Big Picture Science podcast and Robert Scheer, the liberal guy on the Left, Right and Center podcast. Alas, I cannot link you to any short snippets for examples; you'll just have to download one or the other podcast and hope one or the other says the word.

What we find interesting is that there seems to be a California connection between the two, although that may be coincidence (certainly a sample of 2 is not statistically significant). Although they both went to grad school in California and live there now, according to their bios, they were both raised on the other side of the country: Shostak in Virginia and Scheer in New York. (And their surnames both begin with S, although I'm reasonably sure we can discount that as a factor.)

Anyway, hopefully someone out there who reads my LJ/DW and who says "yooman" exists and will discourse upon the subject, so I don't have to subject you all to a phone post of me attempting to pronounce the word both ways to check that the people saying what sounds like "yooman" to my ears are just under-aspirating the H and hear it themselves!
telophase: (Kyo - say what?)
Somehow, [livejournal.com profile] myrialux and I got onto the subject of the pronunciation of the word "human." We both say "hyoo-man," with a voiced H at the beginning, while we've both heard podcast hosts and other speakers who say "yoo-man," with a voiced Y (or a J if you come from fjord country!) at the beginning. We're both wondering which accents/dialects use which. (There may even be "oo-man" pronunciations out there in some dialects, for all I know.)

So, please answer this question:
How do you pronounce the word "human," and from what U.S. state or other country does your dialect of spoken English originate?
[livejournal.com profile] myrialux and I both pronounce it "hyoo-man" and we both grew up in Texas (him north me central) and have the standard Midwest American accent that really characterizes Texas, instead of the Texan drawl that everyone thinks Texans use. (It's a country vs. city thing, really.)

Tagging this "poll" even though I'm not using a poll form. :D
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If you haven't seen it, go a couple of entries back and answer the poll before reading this.

Answer below here! )
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VERY IMPORTANT POLL over on LJ

Right. So, as I describe in the next post that will be coming through, when you're indulging in spa or fitness treatments on a cruise ship, part of the hour spent with the person giving/applying the event or treatment is devoted to a sales pitch for a product or service of some ilk. For example, with the facial I booked I got 45 minutes of treatment and 15 minutes of a pitch for a beauty routine with many products.

I booked an hour with a personal trainer. WHAT DID HE TRY TO SELL ME?

ANSWER POLL HERE (If you do not have an LJ, feel free to post your answer in the comments here. I'll update later today with the answer.)

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