welcome to camp telophase

What's that? XP on the hoof!

(after another interminable cut scene with action in it) I SHOULD BE DOING THIS

Sora! Sora! Sora? SORA!!! Sora. SORA! (Yes, I named the cat after the main character of Kingdom Hearts. He's hiding in our bedroom, probably wondering why Toby's screaming his name all the time.)

Eee. Ah. Uh. Hit the chest.

🎶 Stealing your stuff. 🎶

(Donald: Do we have to go there?) YES. WE DO. BECAUSE YOU COMPLAINED.

I LOVE INVISIBLE WALLS said nobody ever.

This smells like a cut scene.

(Hitting an unskippable minigame) Seriously? You gonna make me do this right now? Well, I'm gonna smash your shit. Fuck your town. Fuck your sewers.

There's a kid, a duck, and a dog running around smashing everything in town. Why is no one panicking?

(upon finding YET ANOTHER MINIGAME) Oh jeezus it's Cooking Mama.

I don't know why I'm picking the controller up. There's going to be another cut scene. You can quote me on that. (spoiler: it wasn't a cut scene, but it went to the Design the Gummiship minigame instead of plot.)

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We have both been sick and are now just starting to feel human again. More later. Maybe.

Tron. Tron. NONE OF YOU FUCKERS WARNED ME ABOUT TRON!!!

Gah. Is it a rule that you have to have at least one world in every game whose every surface is COMPLETELY MIGRAINE-INDUCING?!



No migraine has appeared yet, but Tron is seriously not helping my current minor headache.

OK, farther into KHII right now. Still too much plot. Have just gotten to the Pirates of the Caribbean section and the "realistic" people are FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT.

I also have weird qualms about the rushing around and opening chests (well, except for this pirate scenario when stealing is the in thing to do) especially if the owner is with me. I mean - in the Beast's castle, the Beast joins the party and wants to go rescue Belle rightwaythisveryminutenow, and I have to say: Hold on a second, dude, let me go LOOT your CASTLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU while your girlfriend is KIDNAPPED BY HEARTLESS. There's just something not right about that.
( cut for bitching about women, and KHII spoilery stuff that's only spoilery if you haven't seen the Disney movies, because they attempt to follow the damn plot of every damn movie referenced in the game, and a couple of KHI spoilers )

But I kind of liked the section where they got thrown into the past and ended up looking like early Disney B&W characters. XD

For I have beaten Kingdom Hearts. Although not Sephiroth. I saved him in another slot so I could go back and fight him at lesiure, because I wanted to finish the damn thing already.

And it only took me ..... a hundred and six hours and forty-five minutes.

Hey, it's the first videogame of this sort I've ever played.



I think I may now put in KHII...

Finally, finally, finally got the last two Mystery Goos that I'd been hunting for HOURS, and the Ultima Keyblade is mine!

Now to the Hades Cup, and Sephiroth.