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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2006-03-09 05:42 pm
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Switching Stoic

Switching Stoic


You're usually the kind who is the leader in whatever you do. Even so, socializing isn't your forte. You'd much rather be alone somewhere reading a book or working on something quietly. People just tend to be unnecessary distractions, and you could more than do without them. At least, that's what you'd like people to believe In truth you are actually rather scared. Though, not even heavy torture would get you to admit it. You just don't know how to deal with people, because you've never really had much experience. It's because of this that it usually takes an outgoing, experienced person to knock down some of your walls. They are everything you aren't; friendly, popular, and self-assured. And, after all, opposites attract. Relationships with other Switching Stoics tend to fizzle out rather quickly because neither of you know what to do about how you feel. You need someone to help you understand these strange emotions called love and desire, and to let you know it's ok to express them. As a result, you usually end up uke. Well, at least to start out. Maybe after you get a handle on how things are done you will switch your role. Hence the title.


Likeliness of being seme: 40%

Likeliness of being uke: 60%

Some fellow Switching Stoics: Ran (Weiss Kreuz),

Sanzo (Saiyuki), Heero (Gundam Wing), Hisoka

(Yami no Matsuei)


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Note who Sanzo is one of my fellow Switching Stoics. Anyone surprised at my results? XD

The Telophase Multiple Choice format

[identity profile] the-z.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yes
No
Sanzo

Re: The Telophase Multiple Choice format

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[X] Sanzo

Re: The Telophase Multiple Choice format

[identity profile] the-z.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Hahah---ladjfaewoij!!

Screw this test. I admit, I have talent, but I am NOT that uke!

*kick*

Re: The Telophase Multiple Choice format

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
:D

I found the bit where it says having a relationship with another SS is sort of hard, because neither of them knows what to say or do about it. And then I thought of AyaRan and Sanzo attempting to get it on, and ... all they'd do is stare at each other for a while, and then start polishing their respective weapons. And not in any metaphorical way, either. And then they'd eventually get up and wander off, disappointing all the eager fanpoodles.
solarbird: (molly-smug)

Re: The Telophase Multiple Choice format

[personal profile] solarbird 2006-03-10 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Muah-ha-ha!

Uber Uke
Uber Uke
[...]
Some fellow Uber Uke: Omi (Weiss Kreuz), Shuuichi (Gravitation), Goku (Saiyuki), Miki (Shoujo Kakumei Utena)

Re: The Telophase Multiple Choice format

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
*thwacks you with paper fan*
solarbird: (molly-happy)

Re: The Telophase Multiple Choice format

[personal profile] solarbird 2006-03-10 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
YAY
kate_nepveu: Hakkai from front with hand in hair and small smile (Saiyuki (Hakkai))

Re: The Telophase Multiple Choice format

[personal profile] kate_nepveu 2006-03-10 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
I get to be Hakkai.

. . .

I bet _he_ doesn't get head colds.

I HOPE I don't approach relationships like Seishirou!

[identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Devoted Dom

Your kind is fairly common. Most likely you are the older or more experienced one in your relationship(s). Or, maybe you are your uke's superior in some way (as in at work or school). This makes your relationship bittersweet. While you may love your uke very much (and you and he have a rather steamy sex life), you find it hard to express your affections due to one obstacle or another. Maybe you aren't allowed to be together (no dating in the work place, for example), maybe you've been burned in the past and are hesitant to admit to anyone (including yourself) that you feel that way, or maybe your uke insists that there's no emotion in the relationship (in other words: he views you as fuck buddies). Even though it only seems like your relationships are meant to end in disaster, you would still risk more than you should for the one you love.

Likeliness of being uke: 5%
Likeliness of being seme: 95%
Some fellow Devoted Doms: Iason (Ai no Kusabi), Yuki (Gravitation), Honma (Boku no Sexual Harassment), Seishirou (Tokyo Babylon)

Re: I HOPE I don't approach relationships like Seishirou!

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
There's always Yuki, the cranky writer. XD

Re: I HOPE I don't approach relationships like Seishirou!

[identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yuki and I do have a lot in common, come to think of it. Except that I would never ever ever tolerate Shuichi.

Re: I HOPE I don't approach relationships like Seishirou!

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
:D

Oh - right now I'm reading the RSOM entries and making short reviews. Not as snarky as last year, since I'm planning on putting these up publicly. XD

Re: I HOPE I don't approach relationships like Seishirou!

[identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
You can f-lock additional, snarky notes, and I hope you do-- they'll be both more honest and more informative. And more fun.

Re: I HOPE I don't approach relationships like Seishirou!

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
XD So far the art in all of the 6 or so I've read is head-and-shoulders above the majority of last year's entries. My favorite so far is Bomango and if he's doesn't have a contract with Tpop within six weeks, it'll only be because he got a better deal elsewhere.

Re: I HOPE I don't approach relationships like Seishirou!

[identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
How's the writing? Is Bomango or any of the others any good at that?

Re: I HOPE I don't approach relationships like Seishirou!

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Bomango absolutely. Go read it now. 10 Simple Rules is pretty good, too. Of the first six, Another Jewelry Box is the weakest and most confusing. Charlatan's predictable, and that's about the best I can say for it.

Re: I HOPE I don't approach relationships like Seishirou!

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Departure's good, too. And the artist has NAILED perspective. I think that Tpop's leaving a year between contests, instead of six months, improved the quality of the submissions immensely.

Re: I HOPE I don't approach relationships like Seishirou!

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Um. Samurai Zombie It's Blade of the Immortal. The details of teh story are different, but the overall story is the same - immortal swrdsman mus kill 1000 evil men to become mortal - and unfortunraly too many of the poses were referenced straight from Blade. Not good.

[identity profile] tammylee.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I was too!
XDDDD
I was taken aback a bit then realized, actually, it does fit my character.
octopedingenue: (one of my saner moments in theory)

[personal profile] octopedingenue 2006-03-10 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Bashful Bottom

Bashful Bottom


You're sweet, loving, but sometimes a bit unsure. It could be your naivety. Youre just a step above Uber Uke, really. You have an idea of what you want, and you often have the strength to go and get it. It's just that you aren't sure of what to do when it comes to love. This could be due to one of many reasons, such as your crush/lover tends to be rather distant and hard to figure out, you've had your heart broken before, you've never been in an intimate relationship quite like this, etc... You're also the kind of good person that bad things like to happen to. Which is sad, but there's no real helping it.
All you can do is stick through it and work towards making tomorrow a better day (if you even have a tomorrow, that is)...


Likeliness of being seme: 10%

Likeliness of being uke: 90%

Some fellow Bashful Bottoms: Subaru (Tokyo
Babylon), Tsuzuki (Yami no Matsuei), Quatre
(Gundam Wing), Hakkai (Saiyuki)


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Posted mostly so I could put HAKKAI(?!) in boldface WTF?!

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm. I think the writer of the quiz managed to overlook a few things like ... his body count. I would never have pegged Hakkai as a bottom. Sanzo I could see, because he fits with the sort of personality who may need to be completely in control in public, but could give it over behind closed doors (because he feels he needs to be punished), but Hakkai...?
octopedingenue: (hakkai/gojyo)

[personal profile] octopedingenue 2006-03-10 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Hakkai tops everybody ever. He tops from the top! He tops from the bottom! He tops from the sidelines as a voyeuristic spectator! He tops friends, strangers, Romans, countrymen!

I would like more Goku-in-"Reload"-once-he-starts-acting-grownup/Sanzo fic, please. Name placement of pairing deliberate for once.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
And he does it with nothing more than a wee smile and a cocked eyebrow, too!

I think it could end up being quite funny, because Goku still has those kid/clueless moments happening, and if that happened at just the wrong time... well, paper fan time, is all I have to say.

[identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I really don't see Hakkai as a bottom. I mean, the fact that he killed 38,9737 people does not disqualify him, because people who are very dominant out of the bedroom are sometimes submissive in it to take a break, but... I just don't see it. Not one tiny bit. Switch, sure. Bottom, no.

Also... naive?!

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I was reading that post about Hakkai's body count .. and you'd think that that many people being killed in a reasonably small area (note that even though they travel, every speaks the same language, uses the same architecture, wears the same clothes, and the landscape is much the same - this is still one country and cultural zone) would be noticed by the general population.

But, then, that would mean applying logic to a story that's not about logic. XD

[identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It's certainly not about your puny Earth logic.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
And this is why I can't ever write anything: I get so bogged down in the cultural, geographic, and historical details that I end up spazzing over whether the characters would have worn these type of shoes at this point in time and the whole thing collapses.
octopedingenue: (Default)

[personal profile] octopedingenue 2006-03-10 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely switch. Because Hakkai would be bottom every damn time he wanted to be bottom.


I will only accept Tsuzuki on this list if Hisoka is already on the Uber Seme or whatever list.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2006-03-10 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Topping from the bottom, hm?


I would like to take this time to point out that every time I get gas at the Chevron station near my apartment the slogan "Nobody tops Chevron!" that I see on their current advertising gear is way more fucking funny than it ought to be.