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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2015-12-14 10:54 am

Dragon Age: The Loadening

So we just finished our second playthrough of Dragon Age: Inquisition. We haven't done the DLC yet, but Toby has Fallout 4 calling his name, so he's going on to that right now, and we plan to work on the DLC over the holidays. :)

Toby (I'm sure most of you know this, but when we do games together, Toby usually does the combat stuff and I make the story decisions) indulged me in my desire to romance Cullen, so we played a Dalish elf female mage Inquisitor named Lady Whatt (The Fuck?). He was very nice about it, even when I accused him of being jealous when he forgot to go talk to Cullen and shut the PS4 off. (Cullen's sensual Lego hair and his dreamy way of closely inspecting the wall between the bookcases in his office when he's idling are, of course, two of his most appealing characteristics.)

And I just submitted a Fandom Stocking entry (will link when it's up) with the following blather:
Dragon Age: Inquisition: Warn me if it involves DLC spoilers: we just got a PS4 and will be playing those over the holidays, and I'll read it afterwards. Two playthroughs. Male!Inquisitor was named SerTired (Of This Shit), a human rogue specializing in ranged weapons (bow, mostly), who ended up looking like a Roman centurion who just can't even. Romanced Cassandra, played him as an atheist. Fem!inquisitor was Lady Whatt (The Fuck?!), Dalish elf mage specializing in the electrical stuff, romanced Cullen, tended to be a bit prejudiced against humans in her decisions, stuck with the Dalish gods options whenever possible. Pale skin, mousy-colored chin-length hair, scarred face. Feel free to give them actual names. :)

If you want to go a bit AU, my husband's and my silly headcanon while in the playthroughs was that male!Inq was actually a stupid prince that kept getting in everyone's way so they gave him some sort of BS title and told him he was saving the world, then sent him on all those FedEx quests and resource-gathering missions to keep him out from underfoot while everyone else was getting stuff done. Fem!Inq was actually the Inquisition's best fundraiser, given the courtesy title of "Inquisitor" and she ran around gathering resources etc. She was allowed to come into board meetings War Table meetings to give her advice, and then after she left everyone got on with the real business. (Really. Why was the Inquisitor in charge of interior decoration at Skyhold when there was actual world-saving work to be done? Any organization with volunteers always has That One who thinks they know better than anyone else and you need to get them aimed at something that won't destroy anything while everyone else does the real work.) So...who was the real Inquisitor, the one running the show? Scout Harding! Note how she turned up everywhere, knew everything, and seemed to be giving the Inquisitor subtle orders...?
In conclusion: SCOUT HARDING FOREVER!
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[personal profile] thistleingrey 2015-12-15 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Scout Harding forever.
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[personal profile] fragilespark 2015-12-15 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
This was so much fun to read :)
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[identity profile] buymeaclue.livejournal.com 2015-12-14 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, I want to read the Scout Harding story!

(Lady Whatt. ::dies laughing:: )

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2015-12-14 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
We'd just decided that Scout Harding was the real leader when we went to a new area, got a report from her, and damned if she didn't end the scene with something like "The bandits are over by [blah]" with a knowing look as she turned to go without being dismissed, a very definitely unsaid "Now go deal with them" order. Subtle, but real power there!

I keep forgetting to take pictures of Lady Whatt, but we made her with quizzical eyebrows, and she definitely looks like she's saying "WTF?!" all the time.
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[identity profile] estara.livejournal.com 2015-12-15 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome, awesome ^^ - I'll be losing internet due to changing providers from December 27th to January 11th, so I'm planning to play through all the dlcs then, myself - with my canon female rogue elf in love with Cullen. And then I still have to finish and integrate the dlcs in my male mage playthrough which I only created for love of Dorian (and of course it's nice to play the other side and their special quests, too).

Yay, DA:I ^^

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2015-12-15 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! I was all gung-ho to go on to the DLC when we finished, but Toby is all DragonAged out and refused. And if I want to go through and romance anyone else, I'm going to have to play it myself. :)

We did this one pretty thoroughly, though--used the DA wiki to research how to get everyone's approval high enough to go on their personal quests, so we saw a lot of story that we hadn't on the first playthrough.
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[identity profile] estara.livejournal.com 2015-12-15 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I saved my inquisitor at the end of her story, so I can't use Solas for any of the dlcs for example (and ought not to be able to use Blackwall - or Cassandra- , but it seems I can) - that's my elf female.

With my mage Akela I'm planning on integrating the dlcs into the playthrough of the normal game - except for Trespasser of course, which warned my right away that there was no turning back if I accessed it.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2015-12-15 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Lady Whatt's saved, so we're stuck with that, but we'll live. I can always play through again by myself if I want!