What we have:

thin pork chops (frozen)
2 lb hamburger meat (frozen)
2 lb round steak (frozen)
loaf of rye bread in slices (frozen)
spiral-cut ham slices (frozen)
half a bag of frozen green beans
half a bag of frozen french fries
pound of ground turkey (frozen)
bag of frozen lima beans

a neverending supply of baby carrots
half a head of iceberg lettuce
a lemon (We won't die of scurvy today!)
shredded cheddar-jack cheese
mayonnaise
soy sauce
jar of roasted red peppers
box of cream cheese
butter

a random assortment of spices
half a box of shell pasta
a box of lasagne noodles
brown rice
medium-grain white rice
sticky rice (needs overnight soaking)
tuna in a pouch
3 cans of different-flavor baked beans
can of cannellini beans
can of chicken noodle soup
can of tomato soup
can of pineapple chunks
can of bamboo shoots
can of lobster bisque
box of couscous
dried shiitake mushrooms
a neverending supply of potato chips
peanut butter
a billion different vinegars
Thai fish sauce
Chinese oyster sauce
flour
sugar
cornmeal
yeast

What we do not have:

milk
ability to purchase more stuff today as the roads are covered in ice


There's some other random stuff, too, but listing it requires me going back into the kitchen again and I don't wanna move again. :D

So: ideas?