Mello is the person in my icon - he's in the second story arc of Death Note as the antagonist for the megalomaniacal Light. He has an affinity for sleeveless quilted leather vests, lace-up leather pants, and crucifixes, and this faaaaabulous black coat with big fluffy feathers on it.

Granny Weatherwax (http://www.worldknights.com/palace/granny.gif) is a witch of the Ramtops in Discworld and is quite possibly the greatest witch ever known. She exactly fits her name, stands straight, doesn't have time to deal with nonsense, and her witching is mostly headology, although ill-doers who assumes that she's not a threat because of that is very, very wrong.

Sanzo meeting Granny Weatherwax would probably cause something to implode.