What did YOU get for Christmas? I got

( Cut to build the suspense )

I'm on my mom's laptop with its horrid laptop keyboard and dialup connection right now, so I probably won't read LJ until tomorrow evening after I get back up to Fort Worth and see how much the cat has destroyed and what crack-addled things the TiVo has suggested for me, and won't make a more substantial post about lactose-free pumpkin pie and doppelgangers (experienced twice in one day, even!) until then.

Although I should remind you that my birthday is the 29th and if you just happen to feel like giving me presents, I am totally there for you.