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This is a large and confusingly-organized site that deals with the London Tube. This section is about funny announcements that drivers have made, and has also spent time winging around the Internet as an email forward, so some of you may have seen it already:

http://solo2.abac.com/themole/#heroes

I think my favorite might be:

"I heard this waiting for a train from Paddington to Oxford Circus: "This is the Line Control Room at Baker Street. The Bakerloo Line is running normally today, so you may expect delays to all destinations.""

Although this one's good:

"I heard on this on the Waterloo and City line heading to Bank one morning. There was quite a bit more, but unfortunately, I can't remember it all. 'Well good morning everyone and welcome to your Waterloo and City Line service on this lovely, yummy, lemon-scummy day. This is your Waterloo....' then realising that he had already said Waterloo and City Line service, 'train...service...thingy'. Then as we approached Bank,'Well ladies and gentlemen. I can see a light in front of me which I think is probably Bank station, so that's good isn't it? But I personally was hoping for Calais. Perhaps next time, eh?".

While I was off on a ship, Tpop posted my column reviewing Mangaka America (they asked me to review it), and this week they've posted part 2 of my self-publishing rant. :) (Part 1 seems to have gotten a lot of comments since the last time I looked. XD)